Jack's sister: "JACK!!!!" "If you keep throwing snowballs at my head, Santa's gonna put you on the naughty list again!"
Jack: "Ha! Just you wait n' see, I'll have top record on that list of his! I'll show you I can be the trickiest kid in the world!"
~ Early Early Christmas Morning
*thud*
(Jack gets up to scope out the noise and he sees presents under the tree, stockings filled, and smokey dust debris coming from the chimney)
(Jack goes over and reaches into his stalking to pull out coal)
Jack: "Thanks, Santa." -
"I already have everything I want. A home, a family.... I was going to write ol' Santa telling him I don't want anything, but then I remembered he gave coal to the naughty kids. And we were lacking in firewood that year...... so I decided... I'm going to be naughty. But I'm going to be naughty for the good of others. "
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HNNNNNGGGG WHY DID THIS TAKE SO LONG!?
anyway, Jack was naughty that year because they were lacking firewood, and what works better than coal to make a good warm fire on christmas? :3
Wow that's a really good reason to be on the naughty list, been one there once got a spud (potato) not coal though always thought it was an Aussie thing to get spuds if your on the naughty list not coal. I made mashed spuds for Chrisie diner.